i’m a thirtysomething millennial with a chip on my shoulder. i’ve been praised (and criticized) for my dry sense of humor and writing ability. i can write anything: copy, captions, blog posts, articles, essays, manuals, jokes, reviews. probably a recipe also. I’m also fully capable of writing using correct grammar, but was raised as a cool kid on the internet, hence the general lack of capitalization.

one thing about me you should know: i hate generative ai. i have never and will never use it in my writing, or frankly anywhere in my life where i still have control over that kind of thing. i feel its widespread use is accelerating both climate catastrophe and human ignorance (or worse, human apathy). i don’t even know how to access chatgpt. it is an alien entity to me, and i regard it with suspicion at best.